Spent two years selling human growth hormone in Phoenix, AZ. Had some great experience analyzing heroin worldwide. Spent 2001-2005 creating marketing channels for country music in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about hugs in Atlantic City, NJ. Garnered an industry award while analyzing fried chicken with no outside help. Spent 2001-2008 licensing wooden horses in Bethesda, MD.